Eeewww, the flu

Do you know how many years it's been since I've had the flu?? Like maybe a million or something. Really, a long time. But then, my sweet husband gets it somewhere, somehow, and brings it home. Cory urped on Sunday morning. Then Emmie urped twice on Sunday afternoon, which meant I did two loads of laundry that day. and Cory went and bought Sprite. It's fine; the ox was in the mire. But I felt fine on Sunday. I had to sing really loud when Cory started urping, since I will urp myself if I hear someone else urp. So I belted out "Joy To The World" at the top of my lungs and it was awesome. And I didn't know it at the time, but compared to how I felt on Tuesday, Monday was amazing! So by Monday night I was thinking I'd beat it. Ya know, that I'd turned out like the Joj. The woman could take care of a million sick kids or grandkids and then she wouldn't ever show up with the sickies! How did she do that?!? I always thought it was a coolest thing ever growing up. So I thought maybe I'd turned out like her. I was a real nice nurse on Sunday, so maybe this was my reward or something. NOPE!! Holy cow then Tuesday came. I think at one point I told Cory I'd rather go through labor again then be this sick. Yeah. Labor! And then later I asked him if God was punishing me for something I'd done sometime, somewhere....Anyway, I'll spare you the rest of the details, but let's just say that I thought I was going to die yesterday, but here I am, almost well now. Hooray.
And if I hung out with you last week, I'm really really really sorry if you get this terrible, awful flu. I had NO idea it was coming to my house! But if you get sick I'll pray for you, cause you're gonna need it.