Thursday, February 19, 2009

spare a square

You know that Seinfeld episode?? The one where Elaine is in the bathroom and there's no tp so she asks the lady in the next stall "Can you spare a square?" "I'll even take one ply!!" And I just searched forever trying to find the episode...no dice. Anyway! Well that totally happened to me tonight! No joke. There I was, waiting to use the restroom at the Stake Center (saw Sheri Dew speak to my parent's stake for women's conference, highlights to come) and all the sudden this hand pokes out from under the stall! and she asks if there's any tp out there. There's not, and what's a girl to do? Tell her I can't spare a square? Nope! So I was trying not to die laughing as this Seinfeld episode is going thru my brain all while looking for some tp for the poor lady. I asked a bunch of folk and finally found some, went back, and what do ya know?! The lady is washing her hands! What the? "Oh, sorry. I didn't see that there was another roll on top of the dispenser." BAH!!

5 comments:

Kimberly said...

ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Justin and Carissa said...

Nice

Whitney said...

Oh that is too funny! I seriously love that episode and I can totally in vision that happening. SO FUNNY!

Whitney said...

Tiff I totally did not know you were prego again! Congrats that is so exciting and don't you fret about being the one that panics in scary situations that's what you do when your the mom!

The Thatchers said...

Ha ha that is SOOO funny!! That happened to us...we went to the movie with Dave Allred and his wife and I was already washing my hands and the girl next to Lorissa asked for some toilet paper and Lorissa just finishes up and walks out and starts washing her hands. I immediately thought of this episode and I was like, "she just totally blew her off" So I ran in to give the poor stranded soul some tp and asked Lorissa about it and she thought the girl had asked someone else...so she wasn't being a jerk! Ha ha anyways...