stinking spiders!

So the other week I was at Dr. Scott's office for a regular prenatal checkup. I was standing out in the hallway with Dr Scott and his nurse while they made me an appointment at the hospital, and all the sudden I feel this itchiness something or other on my lower leg. I look down, and there's this nasty spider crawling up my leg! Eeeww!! So I do what any normal girl would do---I totally freak out and let out this slightly loud girly scream and shake my leg to get the spider off, all while saying, "eeww! There's a spider on my leg!!" And what does Dr Scott do?? He pretty much died laughing and had to put his head down on the counter he was laughing SO hard at me! And then we found the spider and he reached down and crunched it between his bare fingers. EEEWWWW!!!! I almost said, "Hello! You have to deliver my children with those fingers that just touched that spider!!" But I had already embarrassed myself enough, so I refrained. And after that Dr Scott was trying to give me some instructions but he couldn't talk because he was still laughing so hard at me. The little weasel.
Dang those nasty spiders!!