Wednesday, February 13, 2008
open mouth, insert foot
So I was in Denver this past weekend having a great time with all my sisters and my mom. We were downtown at this hotel, and I walk out of the bathroom and this lady was walking past me. She stops, walks to me, and first off, rubs my belly. As a side note to this story....where the heck is it written that complete strangers are allowed to rub pregnant bellies?? I'm not really sure who came up with this rule, but someone needs to put the kibosh on it. Anyway, back to the story. So she rubs my belly and in her most sympathetic tone says, "oohhh, are you having twins?!" and I say, "nope, just one." and try and smile real nice. You'd think she'd take the hint and stop while she's ahead, but nope. She just keeps digging. and says, "ooohhh, is it a boy?" and I say, "nope. It's a little girl." To which she says, "ooohhh, good luck!" Huh. I'm pretty sure that stranger just rubbed my belly and then told me 3 different times that my belly was huge. That's awkward.
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4 comments:
Oh man-I was kinda hoping the insert foot comment was for you. I wanted you to be the old Tiffany and say something sarcastic to her. Dang this baby and her making you nice!
And did I not tell you I'm planning on moving back in the summer? Cuz I am.
oh I hate the rubbing of the belly. I agree with barb, I was wanting a sarcastic comment from you. I guess I would be in shock that someone would do that.
oh i also sent an invite to camille. that whole swat mess, was just an over reaction but the guy is still in jail and his family has moved out and they are in a shelter now.
sorry to let you down ladies! :) if she had said anything else I would have clocked her, but fortunately the third time she got the hint and walked away. Funny thing is, I don't even think she realized that what she was saying was super rude. ah well.
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